Joshua-isms

The other day, Jason and I were talking about all the funny things Joshua has said here lately. We were thinking about what he said to Ashley at her wedding. After seeing her, he said in full voice, "You look like a princess!" That got us talking about all the other funny things (or Joshua-isms) he's said here lately.

• We were coming home from church a few weeks ago and Jason and I were talking about what we wanted for dinner. I made the comment that I hadn't been to the store lately and we didn't have any food at the house. In the back of the van, Joshua turned to Abby Kate and said, "Mommy needs to go to the store and get food for us!"
• He calls Pop Tarts "Top Tarts". Honeycomb is "Ponycomb". I guess he's easily confused by breakfast foods.
• His favorite phrase right now is "What are you doing?" He asks us that about 50 times a day.
  
• The kids have recently been talking about some of the Genesis stories in their Bible class. On the way to church this morning, we were talking to them about Abraham, Sarah, Isaac, Jacob and Joseph. I asked him who Abraham's wife was. "Sarah," he said. Then, out of nowhere, Joshua says, "They gonna have to make a baby!" That one really cracked Jason up.
  
• Speaking of babies, the other day we were talking about Jackson.
  Joshua said, "Jackson came out of your belly, right?"
  "That's right," I said. "Was Mommy's belly big then?"
  "Yeah."
  "Is Mommy's belly big now?"
  "No." (Awww. Thanks, son!)
  "Is your belly big?"
  "No."
  "Is Abby Kate's belly big?"
  "No."
  "Is Daddy's belly big?"
  Joshua thought long and hard and said, "Yeah, Daddy's belly is REALLY big!"