Why?

Some questions I have been pondering...

Varicose Veins
Why are these things creeping up on my thighs?

Self-Cleaning Ovens
Why is it when you clean your oven, that it causes the whole house to smell?

Rising Temperatures
Why is the inside of my house 80 degrees when I have the thermometer set at 68 degrees? Keep in mind that I thought I had solved this problem a couple of weeks ago.

Hair Pulling
Why does Abby Kate continue to pull Joshua's hair?

Stretch Marks
Why are mine not going away?

Bathroom
Why are the tub, shower and sink not draining and the toliet not flushing? I am too cheap to call the plumber.

No
Why do my children refuse to listen to me?

Teething
Why do the kids only cut teeth when Jason is out of town? Abby Kate is working on her 2 year molars.

Make-up
Why must the kids continue to pull everything out of my make-up drawer? I refuse to have locks in my own bathroom.

My Stuff
Why does all of my stuff get destroyed by my precious little angels?

Mind
Why am I losing mine?